Ah, retail, where the fullness of your bladder is directly proportional to how many customers suddenly need your help.
the masuda method works
You are doing it wrong
Maaaan… I just found out my safari sucks. It’s flying type with farfetch’d, swanna, and fletchinder… 6n6
So much for getting a ditto friend, ugh.
Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history
The longer you look at it the funnier it gets
It looks like it should be in High School Musical
I’m scared, yet fabulous
But I’m looking for someone with a ditto in their friend safari in pokemon x and y. @_@ I really need one, fff…
I don’t really know what type mine is, aaa… I think it’s flying??
Anyways, if any of all yalls have a ditto safari, let me know .w. <3
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “MEET.”
Bottom Text: “Jennifer.”]
I work at a store that rhymes with Pig Pots, and we got a new CEO when our last one was caught trading insider secrets. This new bro has launched a new training program introducing “our new boss: Jennifer.”
We now have to refer to customers as “Jennifer” since that’s the most common name on our rewards cards. They filmed a training video to introduce her at our store (since we’re the Flagship store) and it’s one of the creepiest, most stalker-ish things you’ve ever watched. And to make it worse, he is just as creepy in real life.
Oh geez. As a fellow “Pig Pots” worker, I saw this video last month during a mandatory meeting. It’s pretty much just as creepy and awkward as it sounds.
"Jennifer" is basically all the rewards card info collected averaged out into the most common type of customer we get, apparently. And they used it to create a "person" to sell things to. Yeeeaahh, totes not weird at all….;;
If I could just sum up the video, it was like… a camera following around a woman as she goes into the store and shops for like a billion years. Then the store manager walks up to her while she’s grabbing huge armfuls of stuff and dumping it into her cart. The store manager proceeds to be all “Hi Jennifer. We know all about you.” and TAKES HER ACROSS THE COUNTRY WITH HIM to go to a big meeting or whatever, where they proceed to talk about every detail of her life in front of an audience of employees. From her age, to her married status, to the amount of and age of her children.
They try to play it for laughs, but the whole thing’s pretty redonkadonked up man… Not to mention insultingly dumb gender stereotypes all over the place, but I’d rather not get into that. Ugh.
Here it is, everyone, and a Happy Halloween to you all!